i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

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Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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omg. this whole post is amazing

always reblog

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actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


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Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!
actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:


(x)

Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!

actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

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Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!

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Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go Make Me A Sandwich shirt and not be looked at twice.

Because when I was 17 and I told a guy “No” and the next day the word tease was painted on my locker.

Because when I was 18 and just wanted to be friends, I was a bitch.

Because I feel the need to say “I have a boyfriend” instead of “No” because guys respect other men more than they would ever respect me.

Because society screams “don’t get raped” instead of “don’t rape”

Because I am scared to walk alone at 10 PM

Because being beautiful is the most important thing I’ll ever do.

Because when I wear my favorite skirt “I’m asking for it”

Because the song Blurred Lines exists

Because no means no no matter how you fucking spin it

Because a girl was drugged and raped with a beer bottle, and the boys who did it are out on bail.

Because I owe you nothing

Because pepper spray is a gift I receive yearly.

Because I am asked if I have a boyfriend more than I am asked about my mental health

Because my clothes say more about my consent then my mouth does.

Because the wage gap exists

Because “not all men are like that” is said way too often

ENOUGH ARE

Because I feel the need to say “I’m not a feminist but…”

Because I’m writing this fucking piece

— When you ask why I’m angry? (via brennanat)

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theorern:

tell me im cute or kiss me or something i have low self esteem and im desperate for attention

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althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, where two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

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UHM HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT

WELL THAT TOOK ALL OF TWO SECONDS TO REBLOG. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T EVEN. I. CAN. NOT. EVEN.

I would have sex with this music.

I wasn’t going to reblog it because I thought I reblogged too much Doctor Who music and there are only so many times you can reblog I am the Doctor but NOPE I WAS WRONG THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY TIMES TO REBLOG IT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S LIKE THIS

I FOUND THE DOWNLOAD LINK

I

FOUND

THE

DOWNLOAD

LINK

/salivates

OHMYSHIT.

SALVATION HAS COME

JFC I CANT

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baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door. 

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles. 

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

I loaf this fandom so much

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This gave me fucking goosebumps.
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List of Harry Potter Spells

  • Accio: Brings an object to you
  • Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
  • Alohomora: Opens locks
  • Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
  • Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
  • Avifors: Turns things into birds
  • Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
  • Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
  • Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
  • Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
  • Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
  • Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
  • Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
  • Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
  • Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
  • Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
  • Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
  • Duro: Turns an item to stone.
  • Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
  • Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
  • Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
  • Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
  • Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
  • Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
  • Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
  • Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
  • Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
  • Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
  • Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
  • Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
  • Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
  • Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
  • Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
  • Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
  • Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
  • Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
  • Impervius: Repels water from a surface
  • Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
  • Incendio: Lights a fire
  • Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
  • Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
  • Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
  • Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
  • Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
  • Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
  • Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
  • Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
  • Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
  • Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
  • Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
  • Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
  • Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
  • Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
  • Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
  • Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
  • Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
  • Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
  • Reducio: Shrinks an item
  • Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
  • Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
  • Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
  • Reparo: Repairs broken items
  • Repello: Repels something
  • Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
  • Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
  • Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
  • Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
  • Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
  • Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
  • Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
  • Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
  • Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
  • Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
  • Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
  • Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
  • Tergeo: Scours something clean
  • Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
  • Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate